Before I left for college, my parents told me there was no way I would fit everything I brought in my dorm. Oh how wrong they were. They left me alone at college for eight months and returned to find my roommate and I had a California King bed, a family breakfast table, a mini trampoline, obscene amounts of clothing and an experimental black hole (we did it for science) all contained in a standard college dorm room. How did we accomplish such a feat of engineering? Allow me to explain in three easy steps!